Short Love Poem ~
Though We Are
by Anonymous
 

though we are both pensioners,
we love our slap and tickle
and trying to get your end away
always leaves us in a pickle
tis,move your left leg
oh,move your right,oh! god ive hurt me back,but keep on trying,honey,youll soon get the knack.
*read a few years ago in newspaper, apologies to author
 

written by: Anonymous
copyright @2008